Uncle Rant came home very upset today.
He was in a store and saw a new, heimishe product. A meal in a bar, called "Grab One".
At first I thought he was upset by the concept of a meal in a bar. Those of you who know Uncle Rant know that if you can wrap it up in a little foil packet weighing half an ounce, Uncle Rant doesn't consider it a meal.
But apparently, that wasn't the problem. Uncle Rant was horrified by the idea of heimishe people grabbing anything. Is that any way for a frum person to act?
So I was wondering. What would be a proper name for a Cholov Yisroel meal replacement bar?
He was in a store and saw a new, heimishe product. A meal in a bar, called "Grab One".
At first I thought he was upset by the concept of a meal in a bar. Those of you who know Uncle Rant know that if you can wrap it up in a little foil packet weighing half an ounce, Uncle Rant doesn't consider it a meal.
But apparently, that wasn't the problem. Uncle Rant was horrified by the idea of heimishe people grabbing anything. Is that any way for a frum person to act?
So I was wondering. What would be a proper name for a Cholov Yisroel meal replacement bar?
4 comments:
Uncle Rant misread it - it said "Grub One", for the kind of person who is their target customer?
Chaptzem.
The Ben Dosai bar?
TBD (Tuna Beigal Daily). For all those chassidim wannabes.
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