That's it. I think my oven is finally dead. I am soooo sad! Yes, I know it was older than me. But even if this forces us to finally extend the house, it means I am oven-less for a very long time.
All comments about extending or helpful suggestions will be deleted. Just want sympathy! (And my Kol Noar CD.)
All comments about extending or helpful suggestions will be deleted. Just want sympathy! (And my Kol Noar CD.)
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How about invitations for Shabbos meals; are they welcome?
BAR-B-Q all the time?
Come for shabbos!!Come for shabbos!!Come for shabbos!!Come for shabbos!!Come for shabbos!!Come for shabbos!!Come for shabbos!!
(deep breath)
Anyway, since Pesach cooking would be tough, maybe you should go back to Florida...
Aunt A: Always. Can we come every week?
Mogo: You are brilliant.
y2k: Florida? Do you have a death wish??
y2k: Many other people in this family have death wishes. I didn't think you were one of them.
Sandy: You can still opt to come to Queens for Purim. We have a nice new big table with room for all, and you have until Tuesday morning to change your mind (I just need enough time to defrost soup as I would take that on if you want).
The earlier you know which meals your are joining us for, the better the food is likely to be.
OK, strike that. We knew, we made up a shopping list, and we cancelled on you. There goes sister of the year award.
Hey, on second thought, you only have one sister! I guess I am safe.
...unless Uncle Mogo is dressing up for Purim in a way that we REALLY don't want to think about.
my oven dies hard
hamentash burn black and white
barbeque is good
A haiku! Tom, I didn't know you were poetic!
A haiku! Tom, I didn't know you were poetic!
useless meetings bore
floating in sea of bull poo
wrote haiku for you
Ok, guys, say kaddish. Just paid 50 bucks to find out it's dead.
B'H! We're going to attempt a positive attitude...
Tom: No one has ever written me poetry before using the phrase "bull poo". Are you sure you are not related to Uncle Rant?
Rant: Bright side: need to eat out! Hurray!
So you'll go to Aunt A for Shabbos lunch, but not for us? It's getting warmer outside!
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