Ahh, the chipwhich theory of dieting. Likely, it was mint chip; pistachio and ice cream do not belong in the same sentence.
Y'know, when I make some kind of dessert and I want to make sure none of my kids get into it, I just label it "tof". Much more effective than a skull and crossbones, which is not as scary to them.
Just remember, all you tofu-haters; when the rest of you are eating parve cheesecake and putting coffe rich in your coffee, I am having the real things! (Mmm, think I'll have another bite of milk chocolate...)
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Cute. But such langauge! I am sure Uncle Rant is appalled.
someone with more time on their hands than you.
Waaaay too much time on their hands. I'd love to send that video to PETA. :).
Remember: March 15th is "Eat a Tasty Animal Day".
Darn! I missed Eat A Tasty Animal Day????
When is National Pig Out On Cookies Day?
I know when "Eat tasty chocolate days" are!
Hmm, wonder when "Eat tasty tofu day" is?
"tasty" and "tofu" do not belong in the same sentence.
I seem to recall the you once claimed that pistachio ice cream and lettuce have the same nutritional and caloric value because they are both green.
Ahh, the chipwhich theory of dieting. Likely, it was mint chip; pistachio and ice cream do not belong in the same sentence.
Y'know, when I make some kind of dessert and I want to make sure none of my kids get into it, I just label it "tof". Much more effective than a skull and crossbones, which is not as scary to them.
Tasty Tofu day is February 30th. Or maybe the 31st. I forget which.
But only on days that don't end with a 'y'. :)
Just remember, all you tofu-haters; when the rest of you are eating parve cheesecake and putting coffe rich in your coffee, I am having the real things! (Mmm, think I'll have another bite of milk chocolate...)
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